I first saw this in 2002. Since then its been taken offline, but I was able to find a copy of it.
Here is a snippet of the comedic gold:
The ‘X’
The straight edge movement was founded in 1980 by Ian MacKaye (shown right, with his band Minor Threat). Their emblem was a swastika with the end bits removed from the cross. This was to symbolise that they were nazis, yet also communists as the ‘X’ also represents the hammer and sickle, which adorns the sinister red flags of communist nations, but without the metal bits. So it stands for two handles.
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this kills me hahah
this could be the greatest thing i’ve ever seen. lol
if this were true i dont think i could be both black and edge. and how do you inject marijuana. this is the funniest thing i have ever read
As a Nazi-communist myself, I’m glad to find out the edge doesn’t actually conflict with my political views!
Unbelievable… but, in hindsight, knowing how absolutely
ignorant society is as a whole, it doesn’t surprise me. And people
wonder why the Edge community is so jaded!?
ROFL.
i got 4 words..
OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS.
I don’t get it. Why people doing this? Why they think if you refrain from drinking you will also refuse holy communion? It make on sense.
I’m not a Christian. I don’t understand why all three great monotheist religions make people so narrow minded. If you don’t believe in our God – you are our enemy… so pathetic.
I hate to use this poor excuse of a word, but there’s really nothing else to say to this.
LOL.
….lettuce killers….
I’m Christian and Straight Edge and this is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. It’s a disgrace to sXe and Christians. Yeah, Jesus turned water into wine, but he never said we had to drink it. Also, the Eucharist has absolutely nothing to do with this. I don’t know where they pulled that from. I knew people were stupid and ignorant, but this is a new level.
I’m Straight Edge and this is ridiculous there is absolutely no connection between Straight Edge and the nazis this is pathetic and a wasted of time just because we are Straight Edge doesnt mean we are evil.